Scully spends a lot of this episode writing bad teenage journal entries about her feelings. I do like the part where she describes the cancer as an evil conspiracy, because she knows she needs to explain things in words that make sense to Mulder. I wish she did that all the time.
“You need to add a dollar, Mulder. This state has a 15% sales tax.”
“It’s like when aliens spliced out 15% of the DNA from vaccination patients.”